Our entire world history nailed.
Things which remain consistant - Sex, death and war.
this is the greatest thing I have seen on tumblr.
started from the top
and now were nowhere close to the bottom
LOOK AT HIM HE IS THE TEA
"…I was not myself for weeks yet nobody noticed."
I am literally both of them at the same time
let’s play a game called “how much of this homework can i do in school tomorrow”
My parents didnt let me watch winnie the pooh as a kid because he didnt wear pants
"break a leg" i say as you walk onto the stage
you trip and break your neck
you didnt do as i instructed
the only race i’ll ever enter
The world has bigger problems than boys who kiss boys
like people who kill boys who kiss boys