are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
“your friend is hot” story of my life
- Anne Sexton, “January 24th” (via larmoyante)
i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
friend: why do you have 8 versions of the same song