satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.


Ginger Snaps 2: Unleashed (2004)

Ginger Snaps 2: Unleashed (2004)

(Source: e-e-r-i-n-e-s-s)

“your friend is hot” story of my life

(Source: cumbersome11)

"I am alone here in my own mind.
There is no map
and there is no road."

- Anne Sexton, “January 24th” (via larmoyante)

vexarion:

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute 

image

friend: why do you have 8 versions of the same song

(Source: victorvonhorror)

overacts:

x

(Source: makemestfu)

best-of-funny:

X
r-efinement:

 
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Look I did a thing!

Look I did a thing!