Black Tumblr Themes

its:

going:

down:

im:

yelling:

timber:

you

better

move

you

better

masturbate

darrynek:

lms if you’ve ever drank water or hijacked a school bus

oknope:

people who think i’m attractive:

  1. my mom
  2. nobody
  3. nobody
  4. no one 

disloyalties:

My laptop loves me because when I let it sit on my lap, it tends to burn me. Like I can literally feel the passion

shadowed-lullabies:

uncontrolled

shadowed-lullabies:

uncontrolled

ronaldtherapist:

actual storyline from american horror story

plathae:

hippiesispunkz:

craziest ad ive seen in a while

omfg 

plathae:

hippiesispunkz:

craziest ad ive seen in a while

omfg 

meladoodle:

Hello modelling agency?? yeah my selfie just got 34 notes I think I’m ready to go pro